It may sound like an excuse, and it may actually just be an excuse, but if you have to cook for a group of people out in the blazing sun, you may as well get free license to drink all the beer you want. The apron just validates you.
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A serious griller will understand Homer’s dilemma. If you want serious flames, you need some gas. You just need to be a little cautious, which Homer obviously is not. You will still be a hit with the kids at the cook out with this apron, even more so if you get the matching oven mitt.
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If you see a dinosaur and are more interested in Brontosaurus burgers and getting a T-Rex head mounted over your fireplace than historical & scientific research, this scientist hears you loud and clear.
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