Why won’t R2-D2 put me in any of his circles? *Sob*
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Yeah, that’s about right. We are test subjects and Google is leading us all to our doom.
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Google probably noticed the bevy of unlicensed Android merchandise out there and decided to get themselves a piece of the pie. So now the Google store is packed with Android merchandise including bike jerseys, stickers, kids clothes and these t-shirts, one of which will show you how a corporate mascot handles a skateboard.
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Following in the footsteps of the exploded iPad and iPhone is exploded Andy, which gives you a look at all of the components Google required in order to give Android’s corporate mascot the right stuff. It even looks like they took a trip to Oz to nab this Tin Man a heart. The design is available as the poster shown above, or as the t-shirt pictured after the break.
In addition to giving you the power make a call, check your email and ignore a friend on Facebook, Google may now hold dominion over your wallet and car keys thanks to the existence of an Android Robot plush bag. Granted, this example was created as a one-of-a-kind birthday gift, but the Android logo falls under creative commons from Google—so the idea is up for grabs. That means the little green men who invade Earth will be of our own making. Didn’t expect that one…
So you squat down to take a dump in the street and BAM! That’s when the Google Street View car shows up. Wear this shirt to block Google and protect yourself from being photographed. Also available in bumper sticker form.
Product Page: T-Shirt ($12) Bumper Sticker ($5)
Tired of Apple and AT&T’s oppressive restrictions? Android is like a divorced dad that sleeps around and doesn’t care too much about what you do. Will it be a stable family life with more rules or a crazy life with more freedom? If you choose the latter, these buttons are for you.
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They have their hands in everything else, why not software that creates sentient robots? I mean “Android?” Cellphones are just the beginning.
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Pirating the high seas has certainly changed thanks to the iPhone and Google. Unfortunately, the iPhone design and software isn’t very hook-friendly.
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