Let your budding superhero look the part when he’s kicking the everlovin’ out of pool water this summer with these Marvel swimsuits and goggles. The suits are available in Captain America, Iron Man, and Spider-Man designs and offer fade-resistant fabric and UV protection. Spiderman, Iron Man, or Hulk goggles are also available with see-through scrims and adjustable straps.
Check out the goggles after the break.
Whether your spending time outdoors, operating a vintage automobile, or secretly building a suit of armor in shop class, these Iron Man goggles will help you protect your peepers in the nerdiest way possible.
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SA Photonics’ new High Resolution Night Vision System (HRNVS) promises to vastly improve the resolution and field of vision for military pilots flying nighttime missions while, at the same time, making them look like they just stepped out of Skymall catalog.
Of course, pilots will be happy to look ridiculous because HRNVS offers high resolution night vision imagery and over an 82.5 degree field of view. That’s more than double the field of view of most night vision systems. It also processes the images digitally, much like a fancy DSLR. That means enhancements and video recording that traditional night vision simply can’t pull off.
SA Photonics also claims that the helmet is lightweight—something I was concerned about at first glance. I pictured pilots ejecting from aircraft and plummeting to the earth head first like a shuttlecock.
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How do you improve on an invention like the umbrella? How about putting a little goggle shaped window in it so you can pull the canopy over your head and still see where you’re going? Just make sure you turn the umbrella when you turn your head.
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Trade in the embarrassment of having huge bags under your eyes for the embarrassment of wearing weird Japanese goggles that have specially-designed ridges which are supposed to massage your skin, using gentle pressure to push the sagging flesh back where it was 20 years ago. Even though they look odd, they are apparently a ” sleeper hit”. Until they catch on over here all you have to do is endure strange looks and people asking you where the pool is.
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“Transcend” is definitely an appropriate name for Zeal Optic’s new line  ski goggles. Not only do they surpass most most goggles in terms of how they look, they also appear to be the first goggles with an integrated GPS display. Skiers can also get information on speed, altitude, temperature and distance traveled.
These beer goggles will do a good job of protecting your eyes when skiing or snowboarding, but I have a feeling that the ugly girl you picked up a the lodge might feel a bit offended if you insist on wearing them during sex.
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