The economy is tight though, so this squid has to be frugal with its expensive camouflage.
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But what do you do about the glass on your false alarm case?
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Next time you bury an animal at sea, you can imagine those flushing rapids leading the departed to that big porcelain bowl in the sky… Here’s a visual.
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Apparently the Greeks purchased their trojan horse from Zeus’ Hobby Shop.
Zeus’: The hobby shop of the Gods. If you can find a better price anywhere in Greece, may we all be struck down by a bolt of lightning.
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Man, Christopher Robin turned out to be an asshole!
From what I hear, all Pooh could say was “Oh, Bother!” as Christopher lowered his rifle.
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Unfortunately, the criminal had ample time to escape while the police waited for the picture to develop.
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Interestingly, Slinky Hell looks exactly the same, except the stairs are a bit longer. Doomed Slinkys quickly come to a frustrating halt on the stair for all eternity.
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Put ‘em on a shirt for one thing. Then, put a pair of clip-on sunglasses on the pretend 3D shirt glasses. It makes complete sense.
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Police haven’t released a name, only a blurry image of a man described as a local plumber with mob connections. Interrogations of the suspect have also revealed that he has a brother that is considered an accomplice. He is still on the loose and considered extremely dangerous. If you see a man wearing blue overalls, a green shirt and a mustache, please call your local authorities.
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If you recall, there is actually a precedent for this shirt. E.T. appeared as an Easter egg in Star Wars Episode 1. Apparently it happens during the Galactic Senate debates on a new chancellor. A screen capture of the scene is available after the break.
