fruit

murderer juicer t-shirt

With vivid images like this foremost in their minds, many fruits has also been robbed of the ability to enjoy nipples and the simple pleasures of a Mexican hat dance…Pity.

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seedless-watermelon

Watermelon consumers may appreciate the seedless variety, but Mr. and Mrs. Watermelon who are looking to have offspring are not too happy that they were the ones who were genetically engineered to have no seeds. Dr. Banana seems to be more clinical than empathetic.

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extra-pulp-t-shirt

When a Pulp Fiction style hit is carried out on a fellow orange, the result is great with bacon, eggs, and a side of hash browns.

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