flames

You Set Me On Fire Acrylic RingThese red, translucent orange and yellow acrylic flame rings are available in sizes 5, 7, 8 or 9 with the largest one standing 0.6″ above your finger. They’re also perfect for scratching your junk every time you put your hand in your pocket, or for a rockabilly wedding proposal.

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funky-flames-nappy-pants

Want to get some laughs by drawing attention to your baby’s excessive, noxious flatulence? Make it happen with these”Funky Flames” nappy pants. Later in life the memories will serve to remind you why the kids never come to the nursing home to visit.

Product Page: (£6.99 or about $10.56)