You can worry about invaders from space coming to attack the earth, but junk food seems to be doing a better job than the aliens probably ever could. Let the vegetables try taking out all the fast food before it takes over the world.
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A few burgers and large sodas and even previously feared Japanese monsters will put on a few pounds. The pudgy faced dinosaur with a gut doesn’t instill fear in too many people any more, unless they are behind him in line looking for a burger and some fries.
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How many times have you thought: “Damn, if only they could package the subtle, stylish look of a Happy Meal into a shoe, I’d get so laid”. Well clear your calendar stud, because the Japanese heard you loud and clear! These Burger Brown and Cheese Yellow Asics come complete with french fry insoles, and combine the ugliness of 1991 skate fashion with the unbridled cool of Ronald McDonald. Only money and confidence is more attractive to the opposite sex.
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It is all well and good that zombies get as much use from a drive-thru as everyone else. But you know that the people in line behind this guy are going to be pretty upset with the service they get from a zombie cashier. “No, for the last time I don’t want brains!”
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Every time a famous fast food mascot goes to that big drive thru in the sky, they’re shipped off in the same manner as the products they endorsed.  Their remains are carted up in a paper box and discarded next to trash cans and on street corners, preserving their memory and decorating our major highways and intersections forever.
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Think about going out for your fifth fast food dinner this week? Take a look at this shirt that gives a realistic depiction of just how healthy that meal really is. And while blowing shit up is fine, it is not so cool when you are talking about your own body.
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