After years of appearances in sub-par Star Wars themed products, Vader is making a comeback with this shirt.
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elvis
If you preferred the Elvis whose life was defined by jumpsuits, fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches and sweat, then you’ll love this t-shirt. For everyone else, prepare for this visual to pop up in your next nightmare.
Product Page: (R$ 55, or about $32)
I don’t know what the hell is supposed to be going on here, but when you find comedy gold like an image of Elvis’ hair twisting into outer space with the Enterprise flying by, it demands recognition.
Product Page: (33.50 €, or about $49.64)
Elvis knew how to sing and dress like a freak. You may not be able to sing like the King, but you can certainly dress like him thanks to this bathrobe. Just don’t try to imitate the King when you are on the throne. If you died on the toilet wearing this (whilst pinching out a rough one) the paramedics that would come to haul your body away wouldn’t be able to resist laughing.
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