Take any group and lock them up with a certain death in store, and you will uncover a few bad apples. The Insurgent Chicken pictured here obviously feels that if he is going out, he is taking others with him.
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You hate to see anyone left out, but there is a dynamic here that could lead to disastrous results. The parent’s warning of “I told you not to play with matches!” may be the only wise decision in this case. Even the match’s parents would probably agree.
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Only you will know the weapons that these ties conceal from the rest of the world. The front has a picture of a pocket watch. That sounds innocent enough. But on the back is some dynamite wired up to that watch. No one will guess that the watch is a timer for the bomb, and not an innocent way to tell time. You can just imagine it going off in the middle of another 2 hour, useless business meeting.
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