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I guess I still have a lot to learn, because I totally missed the boat on what a “packet sniffer” is. Apparently it’s a computer term for a program that allows eavesdropping on traffic traveling between networked computers, not a dog that likes to smell nutsacks. Eh, the play on words works either way.
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The first time Spock pulled out his dog shadow puppet at a party, everyone had a good laugh. Unfortunately, it is the only shadow puppet he knows. It is now to the point where he either needs to give it up or he won’t get invited to any more parties.
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Torture your dog by making him wear this circus monkey costume which will result in mocking canine laughter and ruin his chances of siring a litter of puppies with all the neighborhood bitches. You can tell the dog in the photo is thrilled.
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This shirt is not using your dog for humor, just pointing out what they actually do. I think they will be amused by the play on words as well.
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Uh-huh, nothing says non-conformist, anti-establishment punk like stuffing Fido into a camo mohawk hoodie with a little skull and crossbones emblem to add that extra touch of personality. I’d say it would be much cooler to dispense with the hoodie, break out the hair gel and take advantage of the fur styling possibilities. How about little Snowball walking down the street sporting a neckhawk, bellyhawk or tailhawk?
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You would normally think that having a fake pet as a piece of jewelry would save you from the whole doggie clean up that is required. While this ring does include the poop you should be cleaning, it just wouldn’t be the same if you bagged up those droppings.
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I am not typically one to pass judgment, but this little get up is beyond anything I could imagine someone wearing. Leather and blindfolds are kinky enough, but wearing a mask in the shape of a dog’s head is taking things a step further than I am personally comfortable with. Someone must have an interest though, and I would love to see what kind of person that is.
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If you’re going to carry a dog everywhere, why not bring one that actually does something for you other than bark and offer the constant threat of ruining your clothes with it’s doggie droppings? This polyester pug purse has all the cuteness of a real dog, except this one opens up to hold all of your stuff. It features a crystal paw, dog bone collar, poseable legs, and dragonfly silk lining in the purse. You’ll look great carelessly throwing this dog into the back seat of your new Jag, and you’ll be able to piss off Peta members wherever you go. Good times.
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No dog has a body meant for a bracelet more than the dachshund. That long body can wrap all the way around your wrist for a tight hold. Just try wearing a pug bracelet. The best that could do is to sit on top of your wrist and fall off with any movement at all.
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