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Eventually, he was reassigned to the lodge which, in hindsight, should have happened a lot sooner.
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This must be how you channel a dog’s ability to chase it’s own ass into something more profitable and less irritating.
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Remember how you would try to use the NES zapper to waste that mocking dog in Duck Hunt, only to find that it was immune to being shot? That was a raw deal. But times have changed, and through the power of this t-shirt you can finally get the revenge you crave.
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I guess I still have a lot to learn, because I totally missed the boat on what a “packet sniffer” is. Apparently it’s a computer term for a program that allows eavesdropping on traffic traveling between networked computers, not a dog that likes to smell nutsacks. Eh, the play on words works either way.
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The first time Spock pulled out his dog shadow puppet at a party, everyone had a good laugh. Unfortunately, it is the only shadow puppet he knows. It is now to the point where he either needs to give it up or he won’t get invited to any more parties.
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Torture your dog by making him wear this circus monkey costume which will result in mocking canine laughter and ruin his chances of siring a litter of puppies with all the neighborhood bitches. You can tell the dog in the photo is thrilled.
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This shirt is not using your dog for humor, just pointing out what they actually do. I think they will be amused by the play on words as well.
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Uh-huh, nothing says non-conformist, anti-establishment punk like stuffing Fido into a camo mohawk hoodie with a little skull and crossbones emblem to add that extra touch of personality. I’d say it would be much cooler to dispense with the hoodie, break out the hair gel and take advantage of the fur styling possibilities. How about little Snowball walking down the street sporting a neckhawk, bellyhawk or tailhawk?
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You would normally think that having a fake pet as a piece of jewelry would save you from the whole doggie clean up that is required. While this ring does include the poop you should be cleaning, it just wouldn’t be the same if you bagged up those droppings.
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