The diagram on this shirt should help clear up any confusion.
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For those unfamiliar with the process of keeping the dark side from corrupting the purity of the Jedi, here’s a handy instructional shirt.
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Pink Floyd may want you to consider the dark side of the moon, but most Earthbound souls restrict their deep thinking closer to home. Your average gardener will be able to relate to the greenhouse a lot easier than a natural satellite of the earth.
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This is either a display of pity for the underdog, or a feeble attempt by the dark side to make stormtroopers look more intimidating. Either way, everyone will know where your allegiance lies. Just don’t expect these guys to to a good job protecting you when the Rebel Alliance shows up, ’cause they suck in battle. A tie featuring the same design is pictured after the break.
You have to feel sorry for Luke Skywalker. He frees the Empire from the Dark Side, but Darth Vader is lionized on just about every conceivable product. Granted, a light up Luke Skywalker watch wouldn’t have quite the same feel as this Darth Vader version, but you have to figure he deserves a little something.
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