A man who delivers wrapped gifts to billions of kids a year knows something about wrapping. So when Santa says to keep it wrapped, you keep it wrapped. He could parlay this into a high paying gig with the Trojan company.
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condom
Empty toilet paper tubes are one thing, but this is his biggest challenge yet. What would MacGyver do?
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Everyone should have a reflective condom wallet. It could cut down on all the needless pain of people getting injured looking for a condom while standing on the road in the middle of the night. Available in sizes to fit 3 or 6 condoms.
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The Wooldom is like a condom, only it doesn’t come out only when fun times are about to begin. This piece of apparel comes out when it is cold and frostbite may be an issue. I mean, I can take losing a toe to the cold, but we have to draw the line somewhere.
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