The fact that someone spent $66 to wear a square ring on a round finger shows true dedication to their vice, but you know you’re dealing with a true caffeine and nicotine addict when you spot them trying to suck coffee or take a drag off of it.
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Nothing says class like a bunch of partially smoked cigarettes hanging around a woman’s neck, and nothing turns a man on more than the potential for smoky kisses and yellow stained teeth. Strap on this beauty and invite men to the real flavor country.
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I can only imagine what kind of sexy, classy lady would be wearing this. The kind of woman that wears Press-On Nails and has a voice like Harvey Fierstein no doubt (Harvey video after the break).
