For us, these charms are meant to contain an inspirational and encouraging “hang in there” message. However, from their perspective it’s more like hanging on for dear life after being forced to ride the “Elevator of Doom” high atop Mount Crotch.
Product Page: ($18.88 via Design Athletes)
Now that smokers are being ostracized like the lepers in their day, publicly smoking is not going to win you any friends. You can wear this cigarette butt necklace inside your shirt to quietly support the cause or proudly display it to show your disagreement with the government’s intrusion into your personal life. Ironically enough this necklace costs about the same as a pack of cigarettes.
Product Page ($6)
Apparently the days of charms around your neck symbolizing things that are near and dear to your heart are over… Unless you fancy turds. This particular turd charm is hand cut from sterling silver, cleaned, coated in 14 karat gold, and fitted with a 15″ chain. In the end you’ll have the golden idol of poop hanging around your neck and the added benefit of knowing that you helped the turd artisans who design, cut, clean and coat these things for a living.
Product Page: ($60, Also available in sterling silver for $40Â )
