The new Round Trip Pocket Watch from Tokyoflash is USB rechargeable and designed to be worn on a chain or key ring while forcing you to re-educate yourself when it comes to telling time. “The time is shown with flashing lights; orange LEDs show hours in the inner ring in the same position as hours on a clock face. Blue LEDs show minutes in the outer ring in groups of 3 in the same position as minutes on a clock face – ideal for reading the approximate time instantly. Green LEDs show two single minutes at the bottom of the display.” The watch also features a stainless steel case, key ring and user selectable light up functions.
Product Page: ($72.97 via Slash Gear)

One Paul Stamatiou spied this member of the Atlanta rap duo UGLY wearing an iPad around his neck (playing a music video) and decided it was worth a pic on his twitter page. Suck on that Flava Flav.
(via TUAW)
Beautiful Portland, Maine gives the world schools, art museums, historic lighthouses, and a business that offers hand crafted black oxidized 24″ solid silver chains, each sporting an authentic antique ivory “F*ck Yeah” scrimshaw… F*CK YEAH!
Product Page: ($298)
Apparently this gold chain scarf is crocheted, but it gives you a good idea of what they would look like if they were manufactured by Superpretzel.
Product Page: ($52)

Like many, I pretty much ignore all the dire warnings that come with the multitudes of chain letters that show up in my inbox. Once you see the grim reaper coming for you it is a little too late to change your tune. He isn’t going to care that you meant to forward it to 20 of your friends.
Product Page ($25.99)