Let’s face facts here—Wile E. Coyote is a terrorist. Fortunately, the cartoon bomb squad is equipped with a spring-loaded suit that prevents injury from blasts and long falls off a cliff.
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Disney on Ice always sounded like such a happy place to go. This particular version has them on ice, but this is not the scene you want to take your kids to. Meth ravaged cartoon characters are not a joy to be around. Send them all to rehab and get them back in skates, then the children can enjoy them again.
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In my opinion, the Venture Bros. is the best damn animated show on TV right now. And if I wasn’t so sure I would look like an assclown wearing it, I just might buy this hoodie with the gigantic Guild logo on back.
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For many of us, the bitter cold months of winter are approaching fast. Stay warm with Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Meatwad and Ignigknot knit caps. Meatwad gives your head a warm, meaty skull-hug while Igningknot helps you stay toasty with his mysterious moon powers. An additional image is available after the break.
As the product page for this t-shirt points out: “His name is Prince Adam, he rides around on a tiger and he is best friends with a chick.” Seems like a pretty open and shut case to me.
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Hungry, content and angry—Homer desires food, he eats, then he feels guilty and angry about his lack of control. It’s a vicious cycle.
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If dressing up like a shake, box of fries, ball of meat or a Jersey slob that looks like an aging porn star from the 70′s appeals to you, this is your lucky day. ATHF character costumes are now available. The rest of the team is pictured after the break, including Carl, which happens to be my favorite “costume” of all.
As you can see, Homer has pink donuts on the brain. However, it appears that this particular donut got a little to close to the reactor at the plant because it glows in the dark.
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Baby pictures always seem to come back to bite you when you are a teenager. For some reason parents love to trot out the most embarrassing stuff to show your new girlfriend. Wouldn’t you much rather if they had nothing but pictures of you in your super snapsuit? This will be one of the few times you look cool in a cape.
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