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Too much hair! Please visit a salon and try again.

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With Tron Legacy gearing up for release, there’s no better way to show your excitement than with an “all over” printed cap. However, you’ll have to wait until November for this one, which will give you roughly a month to break it in for the big premiere.

Product Page: ($31.99 Pre-Order for November Release)

If your ultimate goal is to look like a video game or movie addicted trucker from 1985, these new, yet seriously outdated hats can make it happen. After all, who can resist Gizmo blowing snot on fine foam headwear? You can also choose from a variety of NES designs that combine 1980′s 8-bit technology with the unfathomable coolness of early 90′s fashion. Add these into your rotation of neon colored clothes and oversized birth control sunglasses and you too can look like you just walked off the set of the first “3 Ninjas” film.

These hats are supposed to be available starting today, but as of this writing I was unable to find them among the rest of the retro threads.

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paper bag hat

Hey, at least it’s not a tin foil hat. The paper bag hat is actually made from fleece, so it should be super warm for the winter months.

Product Page ($20)

forecast-cap

Your forecast cap may not get much attention from the ladies, but everyone that realizes bad weather can affect their life will certainly be paying attention to what it predicts. Whatever you feel the future weather to be can be shown by this cap. It offers you the choice of predicting rain, wind, thunderstorms or sun. You would hope that inaccurate predictions would not be held against you just like they don’t seem to be held against your local forecaster.  Check out the alternate forecasts for you to attach after the break.

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pop-a-smurf

It looks like the proliferation of gangs has reached beyond the limits of the big cities and moved into the Smurf village. The days of happy little blue people appears to be over.

Product Page ($19)