As the face of Corn Dog Mints, Carlton the Corn Dog has been pimping out his own kind for profit for years. His decision to go cannibal just cements his heartless status, though it is hard to blame him for loving corn dogs.
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Sure this gingerbread man is a cannibal, but who can really blame him? Gingerbread is delicious. Besides, it’s not nearly as bad as this.
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I think the expression on this hot dog’s face captures what we have all felt when we were caught doing something that we knew we shouldn’t be doing. Although I cannot say that cannibalism is something I had to worry about.
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