No, this isn’t the work of some contemporary artist—it’s a serious attempt by HyperStealth to create camouflage that can help hide soldiers fighting in urban environments:
This is the unconventional pattern in field trials, previous computer simulations showed this pattern to be quite effective for both outdoor and indoor urban environments. The perceived depth within the pattern throws off the ambient and focal vision from noticing the target.
Currently, the camo is still in the experimental phase.
(KitUp! via Gizmodo)
It’s no wonder these stereotypical cops based on Tetris can’t find their missing T block He is camouflaging himself in a Rubik’s cube. Ingenious on the perp’s part, I never considered that Tetris and the Rubik’s Cube were from the same family until I saw Tetris in 3D.
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According to the product page, this wallet is “disguised as a wad of shredded paper that you might just have pulled out of the office shredder.” So, according to this logic, would-be pickpockets would be thrown off by the perfectly square and flat wad of shredded paper in your pocket. Not likely. Furthermore, the product page also claims that this thin wallet will help you “say goodbye to unsightly bulges in your jeans.” Well now I’m really not interested.
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Indoor camouflage with a twist. Look closely at that camouflage pattern. You will see more than leaves and branches in silhouette. That means you should be near invisible in the woods because of the coloring and in the midst of an orgy because of the design. Dual purpose.
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I find it hard to believe that any woman’s lifelong dream of her wedding included a camouflage dress. Nothing like making a lifelong commitment while wearing your deer hunting apparel. At least it is a dress you could get some use out of after the wedding.
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The way I see it, traditional camouflage is missing one key ingredient: ninjas. These little ancient warriors will help you blend in and disappear the next time your are running around the woods in your underwear.
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