bunny

At first glance you may think this is one of those cool designer things, until you realize its really the last few seconds of a  rabbit’s life.  The fact that it had time to realize it was about to become dinner is a testament to this bird’s crappy hunting skills.

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moon rabbit t-shirtOl’ EB had the governments of the world in his back pocket protecting his home planet from exposure, but he screwed up that day he decided to check out the weird noise coming from Earth. Now the truth is revealed on more than one piece of apparel. Busted!

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Weapons of Choice 1

Unless that rabbit hates his own species to the point where he would make jewelry featuring bunny heads impaled with screws, nails and safety pins. Oh, and don’t forget that charming piece with the rabbit chained by the neck to a bunch of dynamite. My guess is they were sculpted by Elmer Fudd while he sat in a psych ward mumbling “you f*cking wabbit!” More disturbing designs are pictured after the break.

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dinosaur-slippers

You can’t really blame the T-Rex for wearing some silly slippers, he is cold blooded and any warmth he can find makes him happy. Are you going to make fun of him?

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Looking at Bugs Bunny’s teeth, the possibility of using them as a useful accessory would have to come to mind immediately. The designer of this keychain obviously thought so as he created a cute and simple bottle opener with them. But the designer also took advantage of those big floppy ears to include a couple carabiners for storage. There is a lot going on for a simple rabbit keychain.

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