Any time is breakfast time when you wear this toaster ring. Every time you look at your finger it will remind you that you could be having some toast and all the good food that it usually accompanies. Of course, since that toast does not look very well done, it seems more like a “your toast is not quite ready yet” ring.
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I can only imagine what kind of sexy, classy lady would be wearing this. The kind of woman that wears Press-On Nails and has a voice like Harvey Fierstein no doubt (Harvey video after the break).
Typically people frown upon a wake and bake because of the illegality of it. In this case they merely resent being the one that has to both wake and bake so you can enjoy a warm breakfast.
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A sizzling bacon and eggs scarf will keep you warm on the coldest winter’s night. About all the scarf could add to make people’s mouths water even more would be a couple pieces of toast. Then you would have a complete breakfast wrapped around your neck.
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If you like to arrange your sausage and eggs into a face that gives you a blank stare with a lazy eye as you slowly cannibalize it, we’ve found the purse for you. You can take the memory of the morning’s cholesterol and saturated fat intake with you wherever you go with this stylish “Breakfast Purse” which is also autographed by the designer.  I’m guessing that explains the high price tag. Â
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Right next to the word “cute” in the dictionary should be a picture of these keychains. They look delicious and have adorable little faces, just enough so that they could probably drop your testosterone level a couple notches if you choose to use them.
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There is no reason to restrict breakfast foods to the morning. Take your egg over easy with you wherever you go with this Kitsch Egg Necklace. Lucky for you it is over easy and not scrambled. Scrambled would be a bit of a mess.
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Don’t try wooing the women with your charms, you know that is not going to get you anywhere. But a free breakfast included? That may have a definite appeal in the wee hours of the morning. Better than promising them the night of their life which both of you would know to be a total lie.
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