It can take years to grow a human to a size that is suitable for a zombie. Bread, however, can be made in a couple hours and it will start going bad in a few days. It is just a much more efficient means for creating a zombie army.
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“Schoolhouse Rock” characters collide with bread and a leper colony of mountain folk in an explosion of inspiration and artistic expression resulting in this pseudo-70′s backwoods slice of mold with one giant toofus. The best part? You can take him home and let him bounce between your breasts for $30… Any takers?
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With all the messages on t-shirts today, you may want to make a statement even though you don’t really have anything to say. For you there’s this “Dear Internet Citizen” t-shirt. There’s no point, no joke, and no hidden meaning, just a show of support for someone who was creative enough to market something like this.
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Choose how you like your bologna sandwich when putting your rings on each morning. It comes as a set of five rings: two slices of bread, one piece of lettuce, one piece of cheese and one slice of bologna. If you don’t want any of those ingredients on your sandwich or finger, just wear one less ring.
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