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ufo-balloon

There may be only so many ways you can spoof on the purported balloon boy, but one more will not hurt. He should be so lucky as to fly in front of a full moon and not be spotted by anyone. If an alien isn’t caught doing it then there is a good chance that a family desperate for fame wouldn’t be either. All they would miss would be their 15 minutes of fame, followed by a possible jail term.

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This maternity shirt will solve two problems that you will have for a number of months. Yes, you are pregnant. The ultrasound pictured confirms it. And it is a boy. Now all those nosy people will have nothing to ask you and you can hope they will not attempt to touch you.

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