If you are old school enough, you may have had a whole mess of He-Man toys back in the day. Hell, you may have even fantasized about being He-Man, wielding a Power Sword and riding atop Battle Cat. But if you think about it, the name “He-Man” is a little deceiving. I mean, he may be master of the universe, but he isn’t packing anything down there. That having been said, maybe these action figure boxer shorts make an association that you really want to avoid.
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I pulled for Grilled Cheese and Bigfoot in the two other bouts, and I am pulling for boxers here—but he looks a little soft. He reminds me of Horeshack. And if you saw him in that celebrity boxing match a few years ago vs. Screech you know he doesn’t have it in him. Seriously, if you get your ass beat by Screech it is time to pack it in.
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Funny how your butt can give us a 1UP, but it is also one burrito away from taking life away. Front view available after the break.
A man has needs—and sometimes that means settling for what’s available. Fortunately, that’s why paper bags exist.
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A great Monty Python picture on the front, typical Monty Python humor on the back. They saying may be amusing on a shirt, on the boxers it is just a little bit scary. A fun gift for any Monty Python fan. Even better for someone who is just a little bit too serious.
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If you are willing to have a measuring stick attached to your boxer shorts at all times—you had dammed well better be hung like a moose. Otherwise you are just opening yourself up to ridicule.
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