Lance isn’t getting any younger, and I don’t think professional cycling has developed rules prohibiting extraterrestrials yet.
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The Barbarian is advertised as the “bloodiest motorcycle helmet ever”—I have no doubt about that. In fact, should you ever crash you just might add a little of your own blood to mix. After all, this helmet is probably not DOT certified.
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Are you planning on getting married soon? Do you enjoy automobiles, motorcycles, and mountain biking? Think a ring shaped like a tire from one of these vehicles would be a good idea? Think again my friend.
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