bigfoot

sasqwatch

If you should ever find yourself face to face with Bigfoot, ask him the time. He would be happy to oblige by pointing it out with his gigantic arms. The “Sasqwatch” honors natures mysterious timekeeper with his very own wristwatch.

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Bigfoot has taken on unicorns and Abe Lincoln, but now it is time for the main event. Bigfoot vs. the Loch Ness Monster for the championship.

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sasquats

No wonder people are afraid of Bigfoot, the creature’s workouts give him legs of steel. Just look at the number of plates on that bar.

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The Association of Sasquatch Seekers is looking for a few good men and women to fill their ranks. So, the next time someone calls you an asshat, you can hold your head high and say “Yes, yes I am!”

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After the Taco vs Grilled Cheese deathmatch comes the main event: Bigfoot vs Unicorn. Which mythical creature will emerge to rule the forest?

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Who knew that Lincoln bareknuckle boxed with mythical woodland creatures? Once again, t-shirts teach us something that those fancy history books can not.

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