Beware Of Natural Gas
Apparently wildlife has no more sense of decorum than your husband does. You can’t really tell from this picture of the boxers, but I will make an assumption that all of these are male animals.
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It’s Not A.D.D! Squirrels Are Just Interesting Okay?
It’s not me…it’s the squirrels that have A.D.D. I mean, have you ever watched one? They dart around left and right, back and forth, up the tree, down the tree. Those damn squirrels need to focus! Nuts! It is as simple as that.
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I Hate the Circus, But I Would Pay to See This
If the experience involved anything like what is depicted on this “Incredible Circus” t-shirt, I would by a ticket no matter how much it cost.
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Petrosexual Shirt: For People Who Really….Really Love Their Pets
According to the product page, this “Petrosexual” shirt is designed for the “passionate dog love in all of us.” Passionate as in “I enjoy the company of my dog” or passionate as in “it’s Saturday night and I have a full jar of peanut butter?” Either way, this shirt is disturbing.
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Richard Gere Has the Gerbils on Strike
It is the joke that will never die. Look what you have done Richard! What will we do without the gerbils hard at work!
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I Waxed My A-Hole For This?
Wearing a shirt that says “I Waxed My Asshole For This” is amusing, but put that same shirt on a dog and it is downright hilarious. It is also available on everything from hoodies to shopping bags.
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Sure, It’s a Cat…But Will It Blend?
Any tote bag that features a play on words involving the word “pussy” is ok in my book.
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Squirrelly Lint Brush Makes No Sense (Wait, Its From Japan)
Put a little woodland creature to work with this squirrelly lint brush. Just grab hold of his tail and start rolling. Sure it is degrading for the squirrel, but it beats gathering nuts all day. Additional image after the break.
Toto in a Basket Handbag
Everyone loves the Wizard of Oz. Now you can be like Dorothy every time you leave your house. This unique handbag has Toto in a basket. What you can’t really see is that the attached Toto zips across the top. Open him up and store all your belongings safely. It is probably a good way [...]
Snake Necklace
It could be thought of as tempting fate putting a snake around your neck. This particular snake seems to be pretty well trained to stay in the position you see above. In gold or silver, the red jeweled eyes will draw everyone’s attention to your neck/chest. Hopefully their eyes will briefly stop at the necklace [...]
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