Forget three moon shirts, these Big Face Animals shirts are where it’s at when you need to put on your Sunday best for a trip to Walmart. Seriously, check out the gallery after the break—it will blow your mind.
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Apparently, the woods doesn’t have commercials featuring Bambi with a tracheotomy.
The design pictured above is on the back of the shirt—hit the break to see what’s on the front. It’s also available in a hoodie version.
“A” stands for “Animal.”
I hear Face is going to be played by a puppy.
Product Page ($10/Today Only)
Hmmm, they must have been hanging around that Three Mile Island zoo I mentioned earlier today.
This design is currently up for voting on Threadless, but its pretty much a lock to go to print.
(Threadless via Super Punch)
Thanks to these animal hats, you can find out what a vast array of animals would look like if their noggins were used as headwear. They are customizable according to type of yarn, color and size, and you can choose from a variety of “fish eating my head” or “don’t go hunting wearing me” designs. Check out the gallery of additional styles after the break.
These remind me of a science teacher I once had who wore a ring with a lion head on it which she named and spoke with on a regular basis. I’m sure she would be thrilled to learn that her fingers can now appear nine times more ferocious by adding these beauties to her jewelry zoo. A wide variety of animal head rings are available on the product page.
Product Page: ($75 each)
With all of those protruding branches and twigs in the woods, it’s no wonder so many animals need eyepatches.
Product Page ($10/On Sale)
If it’s not a budding fashion trend already, surely this t-shirt will inspire everyone to swap their current mustache style for something that will cause animals to attack you when they think you’re running away with one of their babies attached to your upper lip.
Product Page: (2,500 Yen, or about $23.75)
This shirt goes through the various stages of how well some species are represented and their chances for survival. Of course, those in the Resurrected category have nothing to worry about, tough to go extinct when you can come back from the dead.
Product Page ($18)
This shirt gives you a visual reason to know what you are eating. That hot dog is lucky it only has two animal sounds coming from it and the Korean food speaks for itself. You also hope that any of these foods you decide to eat do not have the feet still on them as these do.
Product Page ($17)
