Penguins are just like us – having to resort to flying machines in order to get their heavy asses off the ground. Except they would probably have more success if they used technology that is less than a century old. If you’re an airplane nerd like myself, you’ll notice a wide variety of contraptions on this shirt, including Otto Lilienthal’s 1894 “wing-flapping” glider, the Ritchel Flying-Machine from 1878, and Orville Wright’s 1911 glider.
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Who would wear the “remove before flight” tie? I’m not sure, but I picture some raggedy looking pilot on an island somewhere flying a propeller aircraft or a helicopter for tourists. The tie is intended to meet the basic requirements of formal dress, but he’s also wearing shorts and flip-flops. He also looks like he’s been up all night drinking, so fly at your own risk.
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Say hello to the world’s first $2 billion kite. Not only is it made and coated in radar absorbent materials and able to bomb 16 targets in a single pass with 2,000lb bombs, but it will really impress your friends and look super cool at the end of a string.
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