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Zombie Creationism vs. Zombie Evolution

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So where did the first zombie come from? Did he evolve or was he created by some higher undead power? This shirt supports the latter theory—the moment that the God of Zombies created Zombie Adam. As the story goes, Zombie Adam and Zombie Eve lived in the Garden of the Dead in complete bliss, or what passed for bliss, until Eve tasted the fruit of the forbidden brain. Now they are condemned to slowly walk the earth, always searching for their next victim.

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