In the relentless pursuit of giant fake knockers, every man at one point or another asks himself : “What is the source of Magnum’s power?” Well, according to this shirt the secret was the mustache. Of course, the intoxicating effects that Tom’s face sweater had on women were compounded by the overwhelming Selleck to hair ratio, and the fact that he drove a Ferrari. However, since mustache sex appeal diminished sharply after 1989, most of this information is now completely useless… Bummer.
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