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Darth’s Darkest Secret

Darth MonroeA secret that’s darker than the dark side itself is the fact that behind the deep voice, costume and intimidation, Vader is really a cross-dresser with clean-shaven gams, who regularly sits in a hidden theater on the Death Star and watches “The Seven Year Itch” while personally reenacting Marylin’s most famous movie moment.

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