Every year, a flood of St. Patrick’s Day-related clothing and accessories hit the market. These are 8 must-haves for any Irish drunk.
Irish Yoga T-Shirt: Forget Pilates, this is how the Irish attain Nirvana. $11
Beer Pouch Hoodie: Let your hoodie hold your beer so you can keep a hand free to…hold another beer. $30
Talking Irish Drinking Buddy: Keep this little guy wrapped around your shoulder and you will have a drinking buddy all night long. He’s like a leprechaun devil whispering into your ear. $7
Lucky Charms O.D T-Shirt: I wonder if pink hearts, blue moons, orange stars and green clovers taste as good coming up as they do going down? $13
“I Love Beer” Scarf and Beanie Set: Let your alcoholism keep you warm. $24
Pass-Out T-Shirt: If you have horrible friends and are prone to passing out, this t-shirt may be a good idea. Out of stock.
Bottle Opener Cap: Now that’s convenient! $20
Beer Bandolier: Whether you are releoading for the Beer Blaster Gun or just simply “reloading,” this beer bandolier will hold all of the drunken ammo you need. $15
