Actually, “bathing” and “pirates” are two things not often associated with one another, but if a infant pirate ever did feel like freshening up, he would certainly reach for this costume towel.
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It has been proven that an eye for an eye is a pretty stupid way to get even. The fact that you will create a world full of pirates if people keep losing one eye is just one more reason to eschew that particular philosophy.
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Hey, a lot of pirates spent time in the Southern part of the US. Unfortunately for them, hurricanes and water-bound tornadoes wiped out a lot of their fleet.
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Ice cream pirates are not the most intimidating adversaries—unless you work at a Ben & Jerry’s or something.
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The undercover pirate may not look like a stereotype when he wears a tie and lacks a parrot, sword and eye patch; but the peg leg, theivery and B.O. is still a dead giveaway.
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This unique pirate umbrella illustrates just how rough a life of swashbuckling and sailing can be on anyone—especially children. This kid is like 8 years old and he already has a missing eye and right hand.
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This bag makes me wonder what a pirate would put on his iPod. Drinking songs, sea shanties and Flock of Seagulls I would imagine.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 24th-30th 2008:
Tightie Whitie Necklace: butt-huggers for your neck.
Fork N Spoon T-Shirt: Your silverware drawer is a bastion of utensil love.
Ukiyo5 Ninja Tie: Atomica makes your manga dreams come true.
R2-D2 hoodie: R2-D2 needs to roll away from this AT-AT hoodie attack as fast as he can.
Modern Pirates: An iPhone “X” makes the spot.
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Pirating the high seas has certainly changed thanks to the iPhone and Google. Unfortunately, the iPhone design and software isn’t very hook-friendly.
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Things can get a little crazy on Halloween night—so you can never be too careful. This spider necklace goes well with any spooky costume, and it features a hidden knife for protection.
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