Fat Kids Are Harder To Kidnap

Posted by Sean Fallon on July 2, 2008
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Hey…that’s probably true. So if you happen to be a fat kid don’t let it get you down. Walk with your head high and proclaim “I’m not fat, I’m “abduction resistant”.

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Moody Bags: For Those Days When You Feel Like a Cyclops

Posted by Sean Fallon on July 2, 2008
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Outside of the bright colors, each Moody Bag features a crazy looking creature face displaying a particular mood. Apparently the little guy picture above is feeling like a little self-conscious. “What are you looking at? Are you staring at my eye?” Additional image after the break.

Egg Cosy: Apparel for Food

Posted by Jeff Chenkus on July 2, 2008
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I understand that apparel for foods is pushing the subject of this blog, but a knit cap is a knit cap in my book. The fact that this one is made to keep a boiled egg hot does not disqualify it. I am not sure how often you have the problem of your boiled egg getting cold, but someone obviously had a major problem with it. You will likely see these in your finest eating establishments in the future.

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Windows for Dummies Shirt

Posted by Jeff Chenkus on July 2, 2008
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If you are reading blogs, you are more likely on the giving end of computer assistance rather than the receiving end. This would be an excellent gift for those that bother you incessantly with inane problems. If you pick the perfect stooge to give it to, they may not even realize exactly what it is poking fun of. That would make it even more amusing.

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Who Needs Sex When You Have Video Games?

Posted by Sean Fallon on July 1, 2008
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Some may argue that video games and virginity have a cause and effect relationship, but hey—video games will always put out for you.

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Teminator 4 President

Posted by Sean Fallon on July 1, 2008
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This t-shirt speaks the truth! Is our constitution prejudiced against cyborgs with Austrian accents that are sent here from the future?

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Chewing Through The Restraints Shirts

Posted by Jeff Chenkus on July 1, 2008
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This shirt is a nice illustration of just how shitty some days are. The same type of day where you wish you had never gotten out of bed. But without the mention of restraints you are just another whiner. Nothing is worse than that, other than the life of the poor sap who comes up with ideas like this.

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Loaded Firearm Belt Buckle/Lighter

Posted by Jeff Chenkus on July 1, 2008
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The Firearm Belt buckle making it look like you are armed is only half of the allure of this belt buckle. The firearm can be removed from the holster at which point its second use becomes apparent. It is also a lighter! If you choose to accessorize with this I would offer just a small bit of wisdom: Be very careful when, where and how you pull this thing out.

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