When tied around your neck this tie looks like a single piece of rope restraining you. Luckily, the rope has frayed and broken so that you have a little freedom. After 5 PM and you get to leave work anyway. Until then that frayed end may as well be tied to your desk for all the freedom that slave driver of a boss gives you. A noose is definitely an apt description.
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