After reading the product description for the plushtache, it’s clear that even the manufacturer doesn’t know what the hell this thing can be used for. Besides the obvious use as a fake mustache for the pre-pubescent, I’d imagine the only other needs would be as the finishing touch to your “Mr. Pringle” costume for Halloween, or as a backup mustache for all you character actors who continuously play 19th century western bartenders.
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