See that picture of the man in the breathalyzer costume? You can almost hear him say “You know who’s gonna get really drunk on Halloween then say and do inappropriate things? This guy.” It tells everyone to keep their distance — except for the police, who’ll surely be very interested in administering a real breathalyzer test to him at some point during the night. But hey, at least you’re popular, unlike the guy wearing the Fart O Meter costume. I’ve never had what it takes to be the life of the party, but I know that going around the room trying to collect a backpack full of farts isn’t going to help my chances. $44.47 – Stupid.com
