Heartbeat LED Watch: Confusing And Tough To Read Make It Fun
Passersby won’t be able to tell that this wrist device tells time, they will probably just think you have some sort of heart condition that you need to continuously monitor with an electrocardiogram display. It is available in either gray or black with red or green LED’s. On the plus side it can be recharged [...]
A G-Shock Watch That Can Be Defeated With a Pin
Ordinarily, Casio G-Shock watches can take a serious punishment. However, this particular version is inflatable and can be taken down with a single push pin. It’s also a giant, outdoor display item, so I wouldn’t expect anyone outside of the Jolly Green Giant or Tony Robbins to be able to wear it around their wrist.
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Mockwatch - Sex, Drugs & Rock n Roll
The sellers of this watch state its purpose very simply: look at the watch, see what area the little hand is in and do that. First, I would probably decrease the size of the drugs and rock and roll sections; and second, I would mix it up now and then and use either the minute [...]
Matrix Style LCD Falling Numbers Fashion Watch
This watch offers you a cheap version of the falling characters display seen in The Matrix. In this case all you will get are falling numbers rather than the unusual characters seen in the movie. That may not be as cool as the movie version, but it is still cooler than your Mickey Mouse watch.
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Silver Snake Watch For the Seductive Temptress
Thanks to an elastic wrap watch band, this is one snake that won’t squeeze the life out of you. Plus, a lot of guys find women wearing snakes to be a big turn on.
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Handyman’s Watch
This watch is perfect for any man that enjoys nothing more than to get a few tools out on the weekend. He may actually do more damage than good, but the effort has to be taken into account. This watch has screws for each hour, a plumb bob second hand, a saw hour hand and [...]
Bacon Watch: Because It’s Always Time For Bacon
What time is it? Oh, it’s bacon time alright—24/7 baby.
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Darth Vader Light Up Collector’s Watch
You have to feel sorry for Luke Skywalker. He frees the Empire from the Dark Side, but Darth Vader is lionized on just about every conceivable product. Granted, a light up Luke Skywalker watch wouldn’t have quite the same feel as this Darth Vader version, but you have to figure he deserves a little something.
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Calculator Watch Shirt: It’s Time to Get ILL
This shirt dubbed “It’s time to get ill” illustrates that it is somehow cooler to wear a calculator watch on your chest than on your wrist.
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These Watches Were Made For the Beach
Yes, the weather may be getting colder—which is why you need to think warm thoughts with these Flip Flop Watches. Strap them onto anything you are taking with you to the beach and it will be one less thing for those annoying people with metal detectors to find. Just remember, you can head to the [...]
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