Bullet Magazine Watch: Ammo on Your Arm

This unique watch features a slide open magazine revealing a watched lined with 6 faux bullet heads. It’s functional, and it makes you look like a badass (or a guy trying to look like a badass).
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Bento Box Watch

The Bento Box is a traditional Japanese way of carrying a portable lunch with them. This Bento Watch has a miniature version of a whole Bento box lunch in 3D on the face. You have to figure that even if the watch craps out after a couple weeks you can still wear the watch and [...]

Star Wars Clone Wars Watch Features Action Sound and 3D

I can’t sit here and tell you that I am all that pumped about the upcoming Clone Wars film, but far be it from me to pass over a bit of cheap merchandise. This watch features a 3D relief sculpture of a Clone Trooper on the face that slides open to reveal buttons that can [...]

Jolly Roger Pirate Pocket Watch

You don’t see many pocket watches these days, and pirate themed pocket watches are even rarer. So owning one says “Yeah, I’m a nonconformist weirdo. Wannafightaboutit?” Now all you need is a monocle. It’s about time those came back in style.
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Speedometer Watch: 0-100 In About 8 Hours

This watch may be the easiest way you get to see a speedometer read 120. Unless you don’t value your license you aren’t trying it in your car, so at about 4:20 (coincidental time?) you will read 120 on your wrist. It may not be as exciting as in the car, but at least this [...]

The Sisyphus Watch Reminds You That Your Efforts are Futile

According to Greek mythology, Sisyphus was condemned by the Gods to push a boulder uphill for eternity—but it would always fall backwards before he could reach the top. As you can see Sisyphus has also been condemned to push a boulder around the face of this watch to remind me that my efforts are futile. [...]

Binary Watch

I have seen a number of binary watches out there, but most of them have some odd way of reading time. This watch is much more straight forward. One row is the hour, the other row is the minutes and you read them just like you would any normal binary number. They even give you [...]

Lawyer Themed “Billable Hour” Watches

Recently I asked why dentists should get their own watch when their are plenty of other professions that deserve their own timepieces. Apparently, lawyers have their own watch as well—and surprise surprise, it is actually humorous. These “Billable Hour” watches display the time in six minute increments—the way lawyers and other professionals bill for their [...]

Why Should Dentists Get Their Own Watch?

After all, you don’t see themed watches for other professions. Where are the watches for baristas, HR managers and crab fishermen? Do hookers get their own watch? I think not. Something to commemorate their 1000th satisfied customer perhaps? Now that would be one hell of a watch.
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Hyperrap DJ Scratch Watch

If you want a watch that does a little bit more than just tell time, maybe this one will appeal to you. With it’s built in turntable and LCD graphics you can use it’s DJ game function or DJ mix mode. Scratch to the beats and the graphics change as well. When you are tired [...]

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