What they really should have done is skipped the shirt and made this into an actual LED wristwatch. What time is it? It’s half-past awesome.
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Watches
If you should ever find yourself face to face with Bigfoot, ask him the time. He would be happy to oblige by pointing it out with his gigantic arms. The “Sasqwatch” honors natures mysterious timekeeper with his very own wristwatch.
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Designed by four urban artists with distinct styles, Vannen’s Series I collection is wearable art that you can actually afford. Despite being limited to 500 pieces, each watch will only set you back $65. A full gallery is available after the break.
You loved the pop quiz as a clock, you’ll love it even more as a watch that you can take with you wherever you go. You would think your average person would be able to know what time it was without seeing the actual numbers, but those who need the numbers to tell time are probably not those with the math ability to figure out the equations.
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The skeleton on this watch will appear to strum the guitar that is the minute hand each time the skeleton hour hand passes it. Maybe strumming once an hour seems pretty slow to you, but it is fairly quick for a skeleton.
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Passersby won’t be able to tell that this wrist device tells time, they will probably just think you have some sort of heart condition that you need to continuously monitor with an electrocardiogram display. It is available in either gray or black with red or green LED’s. On the plus side it can be recharged via USB. Unfortunately for you, it does tell time if you can figure it out. Check out the examples after the jump.
Ordinarily, Casio G-Shock watches can take a serious punishment. However, this particular version is inflatable and can be taken down with a single push pin. It’s also a giant, outdoor display item, so I wouldn’t expect anyone outside of the Jolly Green Giant or Tony Robbins to be able to wear it around their wrist.
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The sellers of this watch state its purpose very simply: look at the watch, see what area the little hand is in and do that. First, I would probably decrease the size of the drugs and rock and roll sections; and second, I would mix it up now and then and use either the minute or second hand to determine what I should be doing. It would certainly be a challenge.
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This watch offers you a cheap version of the falling characters display seen in The Matrix. In this case all you will get are falling numbers rather than the unusual characters seen in the movie. That may not be as cool as the movie version, but it is still cooler than your Mickey Mouse watch.
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Thanks to an elastic wrap watch band, this is one snake that won’t squeeze the life out of you. Plus, a lot of guys find women wearing snakes to be a big turn on.
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