Neck Noose: Feeling Tied Down
When tied around your neck this tie looks like a single piece of rope restraining you. Luckily, the rope has frayed and broken so that you have a little freedom. After 5 PM and you get to leave work anyway. Until then that frayed end may as well be tied to your desk for all […]
Psycho Novelty Crime Tie
You don’t own a real power tie until you have this one. They can talk about bold patterns and colors all they want, but nothing says that you have the upper hand like making them think they could become just another crime statistic if things don’t go well. Nothing like a little fear to get […]
Clarinet Shape Necktie
Novelty pictures on ties are a dime a dozen. But how many of them actually take the shape of the item they are picturing. This Clarinet Tie actually has the shape of a clarinet. Short of being able to play a tune on it, this is probably the best Clarinet Tie I have seen. Someone […]
Marine Desert Digital: Semper Tie
Your co-workers may wonder what kind of pattern is on this tie. It looks pixellated and random, there is no real pattern at all. That is exactly as it should be since it is digital camouflage like the Marines clothing. You may not be able to tell with this blue shirt, but if you had […]
Quick Tie: And You Thought Clip-Ons Were Bad
As you can see from the image, the Quick-Tie is not really a tie at all. In reality, it is a “tie silhouette” that easily hooks around the wearer’s neck. If clip-on ties are associated with laziness and a lack of class, where does that leave this thing?
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Engineering Graph Silk Tie
People will either think that you have an odd choice in patterned ties or they will remember the nightmares they had when taking Calculus as a teenager. It can come in real handy if your ability to sketch out a parabolic function can get you money or women.
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Smiley Funny Faces NeckTie
We use smileys every day, why shouldn’t we celebrate them on a tie? Maybe because a something that large has a number of emotions all at one time. You are used to sending someone what you think at a particular moment, but letting them know you are partial to a chat experience will let […]
Stethoscope Necktie
Yeah, that’s right baby, I am a doctor. You can tell by the stethoscope.
Great pickup line and as long as she doesn’t notice that your “stethoscope” is just a tie then you found a great companion for the evening. Probably also the dumbest or drunkest chick out there, but your necktie is still cool.
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Belly Hair (Pubes) Tie
No patterned tie is going to get you the looks that this Belly Hair Tie will. A pierced belly button is thrown in for good measure.
You may not be getting any promotions from wearing this tie, but they will remember you. As long as “that freak that wore the Belly Hair Tie” is a name […]
SpongeBob NerdyPants Square Tie
It’s bright yellow, it has a unique square shape and it prominently features SpongeBob NerdyPants wearing a pair of glasses that no self respecting person would be caught dead in. Put that all together and you have a great business tie. No need to explain why you are wearing it, you just have to claim […]
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