From the category archives:
Share your preference for how you prefer your fine steaks to be cooked with this interesting hot pink center tie. Too rare is damn near inedible and overcooked is flavorless, the only question is what suit you own to wear this white tie with.
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Yup, that’s a tie with an iPhone/twitter design alright. It’s the kind of tie that says “hey, I like to twitter…on my iPhone.” Zazzle also has a wide selection of twitter ties that can be customized with your actual twitter address.
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The fact that the human brain can control the whole body but lacks self-understanding leads us to one of two conclusions: Either neurons aren’t cool enough to gain the recognition they deserve, or there’s something they don’t want us to know. Either way the results are the same: nobody who sees this design on a tie is going to understand what the hell they’re looking at.
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This tie will send your boss a message that is hard to miss: given the choice between showing up at 8AM for another long day of work, you would much prefer to be lounging around the house in your bathrobe.
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This is either a display of pity for the underdog, or a feeble attempt by the dark side to make stormtroopers look more intimidating. Either way, everyone will know where your allegiance lies. Just don’t expect these guys to to a good job protecting you when the Rebel Alliance shows up, ’cause they suck in battle. A tie featuring the same design is pictured after the break.
When you need to look your best, Twisted Ties have a work appropriate pattern—but when quittin’ time rolls around the pattern can be reversed to reveal your playful, immature side. Additional designs are available after the break.
Who would wear the “remove before flight” tie? I’m not sure, but I picture some raggedy looking pilot on an island somewhere flying a propeller aircraft or a helicopter for tourists. The tie is intended to meet the basic requirements of formal dress, but he’s also wearing shorts and flip-flops. He also looks like he’s been up all night drinking, so fly at your own risk.
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You may be taking a long visit to Human Resources if you wear this tie to work. Unless you work for a coroner, the hanging man will likely be considered more of a cry for help than a humorous piece of apparel.
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If you look at your conquering your professional life like you look at conquering the Xbox 360, this tie is your ticket to upper management.
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No one seems to know where this tie originated, but you have to love the Photoshop design—right down to the clip cursor.
(via Boing Boing Gadgets Thanks Erica!)
