From the category archives:
Generally, if your sushi tastes like feet, you should probably send it back and stop eating at shady restaurants with sanitation grades you have never seen before (what the hell is a “Q” rating?). In the case of these slippers however, a little foot flavor is to be expected.
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How many times have you thought: “Damn, if only they could package the subtle, stylish look of a Happy Meal into a shoe, I’d get so laid”. Well clear your calendar stud, because the Japanese heard you loud and clear! These Burger Brown and Cheese Yellow Asics come complete with french fry insoles, and combine the ugliness of 1991 skate fashion with the unbridled cool of Ronald McDonald. Only money and confidence is more attractive to the opposite sex.
Product Page: (14,000 Yen, or about $143.95)
I never thought there could be a good reason for men to enjoy wearing women’s shoes until I saw this pair. The beauty of these is that the zombie shoes have peek toes so it may almost appear as if the zombie has a little of your flesh in its mouth already.
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Zips are billed as the “world’s first truly interchangeable shoe system.” Indeed, each pair can be altered in countless ways using a simple zipper to remove the cover and replace it with a version that suits you at any given moment. If only they would branch out into other styles to stem the tide of my girlfriend’s unquenchable lust for footwear.
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The latest in Nike’s foray into the world of gaming-inspired kicks comes to us in the form of these new Wii Blazers. So…they’re white with a little reddish-orange trim, laynard-esque shoelaces, a reflective swoosh symbol and a power symbol on the tongue. The guys at Nike must have been up all night coming up with that design. Available starting this summer. An additional image is available after the break.
If you don’t like something, come right out and say it. If you want to share your opinion with everyone around you, just wear flip flops that say it for you. Obviously, someone feels there is a market out there for yoga haters.
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If you husband or boyfriend is a bastard, a swift kick to the groin with Obama’s face leading the way should bring about the change you need. Additional designs are available after the break.
What could be more satisfying than sliding your feet into some warm slippers? Not much, and I can’t think of anything that would be warmer than a steaming pile of poo. These are not really steaming or a pile, but they certainly are poo. And of all the poo in the world, Mr. Hanky has more personality than the average lump.
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These Nike Trainers look exactly like the shoes featured in Back to the Future Part II (they even light up), but alas—it is for display purposes only. Hopefully, Nike will decide to actually produce these one day. Hell, I would even wait for a 2015 anniversary edition (especially since these replicas are crazy expensive). Additional images are available after the break.
Even the people who make Crocs admit they are weird looking. Throw a few bat symbols on there and you really have yourself some bizarre footwear. But hey, kids don’t care about fashion. If they had their way everyday would be an occasion to wear a cowboy hat and a cape.
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