Batman Yoga Pants Are a Big Turn On
Even the ladies have to be psyched about the release of The Dark Knight next week. In preparation for this momentous occasion, grab a pair of these Batman branded yoga pants. It looks comfortable and it is sure to whip up a testosterone fueled frenzy in every guy that you meet.
Product Page ($30)
Firehose Thong For Men: I’ll Put Out That Fire Ma’am
Hey ladies! I see you looking at me in this thong thinking hot, sexy thoughts. How’s about I put out that fire with my hose? Yeah, you know what I’m talkin’ bout. But first, lemme hit the bathroom quick. Oh don’t worry—I’ll be back soon. I don’t even have to take my underwear off this [...]
Big Boy Package Enhancer
Do you wonder how you can wear that Speedo with pride? Maybe those you emulate have purchased themselves some artificial enhancement. The Big Boy Package Enhancer is a “full basket undergarment” that is “ultra secret” and “form fitting”. So go to the beach and watch the girl’s faces light up with interest instead of the [...]
Glow-In-The-Dark Skull Thong
Whether or not you are into skulls or thongs does not really matter. The fact that when the lights go off the lines and skulls glow in the dark makes it more than the sum of it’s parts. A little discomfort will be completely worthwhile when the lights go out. You may even find yourself [...]
Kali Girlz Pirate Bikini Swimsuits
If you don’t want to attract the geeks, wearing sexy bikinis adorned with Pirate-related imagery is probably not a great idea.
Product Page ($23.99-$39.99 in a variety of styles)
Rubber Secrets Mask Helps Keep Your Mouth Shut (NSFW)
The Rubber Secrets mask features an inflatable gag to insure that the cries of pain resulting from each crack of the whip on your ass are not heard by your neighbors. Plus, it comes packaged in a gift box—how lovely.
Product Page (£49.99 or around $100)
Bonus Stage Hot Short Underwear
If your boyfriend is a gamer, speak his language wearing this Hot Short Underwear. You know he lives for making it to the bonus stage of whatever game currently has his attention. But there is one bonus stage that has nothing to do with gaming and is far more enjoyable. It shouldn’t be too hard [...]
Racy Hidden Message Collar Stays
I can’t imagine anything much more boring than collar stays. They just aren’t a sexy piece of hardware. Not unless your significant other slips these stays into your collars. The PG versions may just make you feel a little bit better about yourself (“You’re so handsome” and “You make me laugh”), but the racier versions [...]
Micro Mini Evil Skirt
This seems like a skirt that would just have to sell well. Which description will account for more of the interest: Micro Mini or Evil? Maybe it is just me, but I can see that either one of those immediately captures my interest.
For the ladies, they can comfortably wear this knowing that only those that [...]
Sexy Girl Apron
Is this just a simple way to get a gratuitous picture of an attractive female body on the page? Absolutely.
You wouldn’t really want to be surprised by this. If you ever walked into the kitchen a little absent mindedly and the first thing you saw was your wife wearing this apron, you might just soil [...]
