The X-Ray Vision Sleep Mask Seems Pointless
You can’t see through women’s clothes with your eyes closed! It probably doesn’t matter though. I’m sure this sleep mask works just about as well as the glasses.
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Sleeping Like Napoleon Dynamite
This sleep mask will be great for you to block out the light and let you get a good nights sleep, but it won’t be doing any favors for your sleep partner. Lucky, the wearer of the mask will not have to see those goofy and unmistakable eyes looking at them all night.
Product Page ($9)
Hangover in Progress Pajamas
When you have a wicked hangover, the last thing you want to do is deal with people. You don’t want to explain, you don’t want their help and you certainly don’t want them touching you. Just tell everyone that if they see you wearing this set of Hangover in Progress Pajamas that it means they [...]
Puffy The Eye Bag Slayer Eye Mask
An oversize cooling mask with a catchy name. Puffy the Eye Bag Slayer can be worn all night so you wake up refreshed, which is somewhat odd because the average vampire is awake all night. Still, Buffy and all her friends rarely got any sleep hunting those nocturnal beasts. I don’t recall any of them [...]
Boobie Blindfold
You may be the silliest looking thing in the world wearing this but luckily for you, you are the one person who can’t see yourself. A man may think that a couple boobs covering his eyes sounds like a good thing until he sees this. A woman may want to think twice because having four [...]
Microsoft XBox Lounge Pants
These lounge pants are described as having “XBox 360 logos tossed about on a black background.” It is also listed under the “Nintendo” category. Apparently the folks at WebUndies are not big into gaming.
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Rocky Balboa Bathrobe
Don’t just sleep walk into the bathroom as you normally do in the morning. Just putting this Rocky Balboa Bathrobe on will have you jogging in there like you are taking on the world. I would think that you should emulate the original Rocky with a glass of raw eggs for breakfast, but it [...]
No Whining Pajama Pants: Take the Hint
The one time you want total peace and quiet is bedtime. Notify anyone who is sharing the bed with you that bedtime is no time to start their whining by wearing these pants. They ought to be able to get the hint.
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French Vinyl Corset - For Men
You may have noticed that this lovely corset is being modeled by a man and not a woman. That is no mistake, my friend. This is a corset made specifically for men. You may not have been aware they made such a thing, I certainly wasn’t, but you can now consider yourself educated.
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Crossword Puzzle Nightshirt
Maybe you don’t normally do puzzles when you go to bed, but maybe just wearing this shirt will help some sort of knowledge sink in by osmosis. There is no mention of any clues that come with the shirt, How much easier can a crossword be than if you can fill it in however you [...]
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