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Kid's Apparel

paper bag hat

Hey, at least it’s not a tin foil hat. The paper bag hat is actually made from fleece, so it should be super warm for the winter months.

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motorcycle-romper

Give your baby that bad ass look by dressing him in this Motorcycle Jacket Romper. It will give him a leg up in life starting out as the bad ass Jimmy Dean type. No one will be giving him a hard time on the playground.

Product Page ($24.95)

porn-bib

That’s right, even babies love porn. Start em on the path to creepiness early with this “I Heart Porn” bib.

Product Page ($11)

Even Robots Poop

by Jeff Chenkus on October 15, 2008 · 1 comment

in Kid's Apparel

This picture of a robot and his droppings on a baby is perfect since you know how many times a day you have to change its diaper. It is also good fun at your defenseless baby’s expense. At least take a picture so the baby can get a good laugh at it later in life.

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Putting something like a drooly bib on a kid is just setting him up for a life of being pounded by bullies. Start him on the alpha male path with a nice Bling Bib. The dollar sign ones will certainly achieve that, the model with the tie is akin to putting a “Kick Me” sign on his back.

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Baby pictures always seem to come back to bite you when you are a teenager. For some reason parents love to trot out the most embarrassing stuff to show your new girlfriend. Wouldn’t you much rather if they had nothing but pictures of you in your super snapsuit? This will be one of the few times you look cool in a cape.

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Getting a gift like this is like getting two gifts. Folded it up it is a finger puppet to entertain the children just making their day a bit more enjoyable. Unwrap it and it is a bib to make your life just a little bit easier. And we both know that the kid is not the only one enjoying that finger puppet.

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If your kids like playing a little dress up, dressing them up as a respected member of your community is a few steps above something like a movie star. There may not be the glamour, but there is the satisfaction of fulfilling a community need for a pittance of salary. No money, no glamour, just a cool looking raincoat. With a hat, of course.

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Being a new parent can be confusing no matter how much education you have had. Putting the instructions right onto the baby will make your life just that much easier. This snapsuit covers one of the more important lessons that is better to be told than learn by experience. Your baby will thank you.

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Your baby will be the baddest ass on the playground with this baby set. No Wiggle scrap for your baby, skulls and crossbones will harden him to the hard world he has been born into. Also helpful for those men that want to take the baby out but don’t want flowery little baby accessories.

Product Page ($24.95AU, about $23 US)