People that screw with your head are even worse.
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From the category archives:
Jackets and Sweaters
When in the heat of a verbal battle, go all out with an f-bomb barrage to decimate your opponent with vulgarity.
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No matter where your adventures may take you, rest assured—a comfy Slanket can travel with you. The Travel Slanket is shorter than the original, and comes in a compact fleece bag. That makes it ideal for packing in a suitcase for easy transport.
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Customer: “Ah, yes…I’m looking for something in the $5,000 range that will get rid of any lingering doubts about my drug use, but raise questions about my sanity. It should have the psychedelic stylings of the late 60s, but also reflect the denim edge of Jordache at the peak of their stonewashed glory in the mid 1980s. What I really want is something Michael Jackson would choose to wear when he’s feeling ‘light’.”
Clerk: “I have just the thing.”
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Why, those Ignignokt and Err pants look swank enough to play golf in. There’s also a Robot Chicken “dinner jacket” (some may call it a hoodie) and a pair of elegant ATHF or Murderface socks. Throw in a pair of loafers and a pipe and I’m ready to hit the country club and drink scotch in a room with all wood paneling. Additional images are available after the break.
You can’t turn around these days without taking a shuriken to the chest. Damn ninjas are everywhere.
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I’m all about recycling, but there is something about wearing a blow up doll that seems…unsanitary. Nonetheless, designer Mama Anders has done the deed—although I’m not sure if you can actually purchase any of her hoodies. It’s probably for the best though—the last thing you need is some drunken pervert attacking you on the street in an attempt to have sex with your jacket. An additional image is available after the break.
Every year, a flood of St. Patrick’s Day-related clothing and accessories hit the market. These are 8 must-haves for any Irish drunk.
In my opinion, the Venture Bros. is the best damn animated show on TV right now. And if I wasn’t so sure I would look like an assclown wearing it, I just might buy this hoodie with the gigantic Guild logo on back.
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St. Patrick’s Day is right around the corner folks, and a beer pouch hoodie would be perfect for the occasion. This new version even comes in festive Irish green with the caption “Ireland: Dublin your pleasure.”
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