From the category archives:
After reading the product description for the plushtache, it’s clear that even the manufacturer doesn’t know what the hell this thing can be used for. Besides the obvious use as a fake mustache for the pre-pubescent, I’d imagine the only other needs would be as the finishing touch to your “Mr. Pringle” costume for Halloween, or as a backup mustache for all you character actors who continuously play 19th century western bartenders.
Product Page ($8)
Your days of playing with marbles are behind you—or are they? This handmade necklace features a pinch mechanism that allows you to interchange the marble centerpiece on a whim. It even comes with a bag of colorful marbles to get you started.
Product Page ($85)
This Classic NES Controller necklace was handmade by Sarah Lynne of Sarah Lynne Designs, and it features a double sided layout with an elegant cherry blossom branch on the reverse. It is the perfect way to both flaunt and conceal your geekyness depending on the situation.
Product Page ($45 —made to order)
Simply put, Nippins are a set pin-back buttons with pictures of pierced nipples on them. You can even step up your game and get the”Bigginz” version that clocks in at a massive 3-inches wide. Now that is what I call flair!
Product Page ($7)
Retro is definitely in, and what could be more retro than a pair of Atari joystick earrings? Then again, it would be even cooler to hollow out an actual pair of joysticks and wear those —if you are not afraid to look ridiculous.
Product Page ($5.65)
What do earrings shaped like little tubs of Colgate toothpaste say about you? Hopefully it says that you brush your teeth now and then. Either that, or you work for Colgate and you are whoring out their products in any way that you can.
Product Page ($5)
I’ll admit that it is a unique idea to sell crocheted watches, and I’m sure it might have some marketable fashion novelty value if they cost under $10. But $60? I know they are handmade… but seriously! Available in both “analog” and “digital” versions.
Product Page ($60 via BookofJoe)
Have you been waiting forever for your man to pop the question? Maybe it is time to crank up the pressure with this not-too-subtle “Hint” ring fashioned from a key on a kids laptop. Then again, commitaphobes generally don’t respond well to pressure, so wear at your own risk.
Product Page ($14.95)
