There are no actual First Aid supplies for a zombie outbreak in this Left 4 Dead backpack, but it will do a fine job of accessorizing a costume and holding your gear.
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Bags
You’ll have to check your pacifism at the door if you want to wage war on plastic. That’s when it’s time to feel the warm companionship of this neoprene grenade which contains a reusable polyester shopping bag that has “War on Plastic” printed on it. You’ll set an example for the whole health food store by letting them know that you’ve eliminated .00001% of plastic products from your life. Way to go!
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All I can think about when I see this tote bag is that Beavis and Butthead episode where Butthead is trying to explain sexual intercourse to Beavis with his jaw wired shut.
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Unless companies release products that compliment depression and jet black everything, it’s clear that they don’t “get” you. However, with money on the line, you can be sure that they are working feverishly to penetrate your niche market, and in the process bring forth such wonders as this spiky backpack, which can also double as the ultimate “goth Bowser” Halloween costume accessory.
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When your bag looks like an ordinary can of Coke, you’d think only the chronically thirsty would become potential purse snatchers; but the people you really have to watch out for are security personnel at movie theaters and concerts.
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Even a happy go lucky dessert item like a cupcake can find himself becoming a bad seed. He may have been influenced by another bad cupcake or he may be doing the corrupting, look at this bag to see if you can spot which one has gone bad.
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The Syringe Wristlet Handbag is the perfect accessory for your friendly, neighborhood drug addict. There is no requirement that drugs or paraphernalia be kept in the bag, it holds money and makeup just as well. A great accessory for your nurse Halloween costume or completing your heroin chic look.
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Nothing will let everyone know you are old more than pulling out this 45 inspired bag that has all your junk in it. You average kid today will just think it is an odd colored DVD. And that strangely shaped thing in the middle? Only the truly old will remember that that gizmo was required to play 45’s on any decent turntable.
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As you will see after the break, the mummy’s obsession with toilet paper can create some very awkward moments.
