From the category archives:
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:
Tape Recorder Shoulder Bag: Makes You Look Suspicious.
Space Specs: See the world through the eyes of a robot.
Dr. McNinja T-Shirt: Kicks your ass, then heals you so he can kick your ass again.
End of the Rainbow T-Shirt: This is the problem with Leprechauns and rainbows.
Astrological Stand: Gives you a hand with your jewelry.
Of course, secretly recording conversations with a giant retro tape recorder would be difficult enough—nevermind a bag that only looks like a giant retro tape recorder. On the other hand, the bag is stylish, and it would go great with the boombox coin purse pictured after the break.
These Space Specs have a cool retro/steampunky look, but they also allow the wearer to experience a “wonderful and weird funky focus” with rotating lenses.
Product Page ($6)
Unfortunately for you, Dr. McNinja has taken the Hippocratic oath, so he won’t let you die. Instead, he will beat you, heal you and beat you again. Eventually you will beg for a merciful end—but it will never come.
Product Page ($18)
I mean, it’s not like the leprechaun sits in a field all day with a pot of gold. Sometimes you will follow the rainbow only to find him running his most important errand.
Product Page ($14)
Actually, it gives you a hand and a palm reading. The markings on this ceramic jewelry stand are astrological palm reading notations.
Product Page ($18)
They have their hands in everything else, why not software that creates sentient robots? I mean “Android?” Cellphones are just the beginning.
Product Page ($17)
The opposite sex will just flock to you when you wear this shirt. Not only are you a comic book geek, you also have some mental problems. Not sure how anyone could pass up all that goodness in a single package.
Product Page ($14.99)
Actually, “bathing” and “pirates” are two things not often associated with one another, but if a infant pirate ever did feel like freshening up, he would certainly reach for this costume towel.
Product Page ($34)
It’s only an artist rendering on a shirt, but this is the most convincing evidence I’ve seen of a UFO conspiracy. Although, other evidence suggests that the alien forms we are so familiar with are just shadows.
Product Page ($18)
