Bacon. It’s greasy, it’s fatty, it’s tasty…and now it holds up your pants. That’s right, you can be among the first to own this stylish bacon belt from Archie McPhee without having to spend a dime. Just send an email to email@example.com with â€œBacon Belt Contestâ€ in the subject line. In the body, make sure to include your shipping information. Friday, July 10th is the last day to enter and the winner will be chosen at random. But that’s not allâ€”the prize package also includes the life changing products pictured after the break.
Bonus prizes include: Mr. Bacon puffy stickers, a sloth wristband, a pink elephant patch and a meat tile applique. Oh yes…go ahead and buy size 42 pants. With all of the bacon you are eating, you will need room to grow (and this belt will help you get there).