Uncle Sam Is Getting Rude In His Old Age (NSFW)
Another July 4th has arrived, but it seems that Uncle Sam is getting ruder with each passing year. If you think the version in the thong pictured above is bad, check out what he has to say after the break. Apparently, Uncle Sam does not mince words either.
The Domesticated Man Reflects on His Situation (NSFW)
One day you are the star quarterback on the football team—popular and carefree. The world is yours. The next day you are doing the dishes wearing a pink apron. How depressing.
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The “Go Anywhere” Backpack Folds Up Into a Pocket Sized Pouch
When traveling, maximizing your available space is of the utmost importance. With that in mind, these “Go Anywhere” Bags would be a perfect addition to any hiking or camping trip. The bags are feather light and can fold up into a self-contained pouch small enough to fit in the palm of your hand. Also available […]
Chuck Taylors: The Kurt Cobain Edition
I doubt that Kurt would be thrilled with (what appears to be) Courtney Love pimping out his memory on a pair of shoes—but like it or not, Nirvana fans can now pick up high and low top Chuck Taylors that feature doodles and passages from his personal notebook.
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Fat Kids Are Harder To Kidnap
Hey…that’s probably true. So if you happen to be a fat kid don’t let it get you down. Walk with your head high and proclaim “I’m not fat, I’m “abduction resistant”.
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Moody Bags: For Those Days When You Feel Like a Cyclops
Outside of the bright colors, each Moody Bag features a crazy looking creature face displaying a particular mood. Apparently the little guy picture above is feeling like a little self-conscious. “What are you looking at? Are you staring at my eye?” Additional image after the break.
Who Needs Sex When You Have Video Games?
Some may argue that video games and virginity have a cause and effect relationship, but hey—video games will always put out for you.
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Teminator 4 President
This t-shirt speaks the truth! Is our constitution prejudiced against cyborgs with Austrian accents that are sent here from the future?
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Wolverine Blades Logo Leather Belt
Normally I wouldn’t want adamantium claws so close to my junk, but I would make an exception with this Wolverine leather belt.
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Nintendo Console, Cartridge and Controller Keychain
This Nintendo keychain is retro x 3 with console, cartridge and controller charms on a single ring.
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