Hey, at least it’s not a tin foil hat. The paper bag hat is actually made from fleece, so it should be super warm for the winter months.
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Sean Fallon
Pump yourself up for a big presentation by flipping on your light switch cufflinks and consulting your affirmation box. Don’t worry, you have your lucky Batman adult Underoos on too—there’s no way you can fail.
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A pre-distressed jumpsuit seems like a tough look to wear. But if you think you can make it work, Clot is actually selling this thing for $1,480 HKD ($191 US).
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There are no actual First Aid supplies for a zombie outbreak in this Left 4 Dead backpack, but it will do a fine job of accessorizing a costume and holding your gear.
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What they really should have done is skipped the shirt and made this into an actual LED wristwatch. What time is it? It’s half-past awesome.
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What if Christian Bale’s world’s collided? What if Patrick Bateman was the man behind the bat suit? Actually, that would be kind of awesome.
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Wear this shirt and check out the backwards writing in a mirror to remind yourself that too much work (and cabin fever) could result in disturbing visions and a desire to kill your entire family.
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He’s trying hard to be the shepherd, but all of this “tweet” bs could turn any sensible person into a cold-blooded murderer. So go ahead, say “tweet” again. He double dares you.
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