Volume Brooch Also Controls a Man’s Thoughts

by Jonathan Fallon on November 16, 2009

in Accessories

volume broochIf you wear this brooch to a party, here’s the sad truth about what will be going through the mind of every man you talk to… Either “damn, I wish that thing really worked”, or for the more active imagination, a sequence of events in this order: 1. Eyes go to your chest  2. Willpower turns the volume knob to zero 3. Eyes remain on chest.

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  • Aaron

    why doesn’t it go to 11?

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